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High drama here, to be sure.
There are any number of things that affect my ability to distribute announcements about my blog. Most of them are totally within my control.
This one is not.
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Dear Sir,
We are thrilled to announce the availability of our latest electric bikes at our warehouse in Germany, crafted to significantly elevate your cycling adventures and fulfill all your commuting needs. Read on to find out more about each model and decide which one is the perfect match for your lifestyle.
Introducing Our Enhanced Electric Mountain Bike
This model features an adjustable stem, giving you the ability to customize the bike’s setup to perfectly match your height and riding preferences. It’s an excellent choice for enduring long rides across various terrains.
Take advantage of our advanced 3A fast charger, which recharges the battery within just 2-3 hours. Powered by a robust 350W rear hub motor, you’ll enjoy strong, smooth acceleration and sustained power delivery.
The removable battery, complete with a 3A fast-charging system and security keys, boasts a substantial 36V/10.4Ah capacity. Expect to travel 20-40 miles on a single charge, depending on conditions.
Navigate through any terrain with ease using the 21-speed Shimano gearset that offers a wide range of gearing options for every situation.
The bike arrives 85% pre-assembled for your convenience. It includes an instruction manual and the necessary tools for easy setup.
Our commitment to safety is paramount. The electric mountain bike is SGS certified for the Li-ion battery and CE certified for the entire bike, adhering to the highest safety standards.
Discover Our Multi-Purpose Foldable E-Bike
Experience dynamic performance with our foldable e-bike, which is perfect for both urban commutes and off-road explorations. It features a powerful 500W motor and a high-capacity 48V battery, allowing speeds of up to 20mph.
Equipped with a comprehensive display, you can monitor essential riding data. Safety features include dual disc brakes, a bell, and LED lights for visibility during day and night rides.
The bike’s foldable design is ideal for city dwellers. It can be easily stored and transported in tight spaces, making it a breeze to take on public transport or keep in a car trunk.
The quick-charging battery provides up to 35 miles of range in electric mode and 50 miles with pedal assist, ensuring you can cover ample distances on a single charge.
We stand behind our products with a one-year warranty and promise lifetime technical support.
Both models include a battery and charger as standard. Additional batteries and chargers are also available for purchase.
If you’re ready to experience the joy of electric biking, please send us your full address so we can estimate the shipping costs and arrange delivery of your new bike promptly.
Join us in riding towards a more sustainable future!
Warm regards,
Alex Parker
The Electric Mountain Bike Manufacture
Both models come with a battery and charger included, and additional batteries and chargers are available for purchase.
Should you wish to explore the joy of our e-bikes, please provide your full address so we can calculate shipping costs and get your new bike to you as soon as possible.
mountain or urban to choose
Hi,
I hope this message finds you well and thriving. We are excited to share with you the latest
additions to our electric bicycle lineup, now available directly from our european warehouse.
These models have been meticulously designed to cater to both urban commuters and
adventure enthusiasts alike. We believe that our new offerings will not only meet but exceed
your expectations, providing unmatched quality and performance.
Introducing our new electric bicycle models:
1. The 20-inch fat tire folding electric bicycle:
Designed for the urban commuting experience, this electric bicycle combines
portability and robust performance in one sleek package. Here’s why this model stands out:
Motor and power: Equipped with a powerful 500w motor, it offers ample power to tackle
steep inclines and accelerate with ease, making every ride thrilling yet secure.
Battery and range:** The high-capacity 48v 13ah battery ensures that you can travel up to 50
km on a single charge, making it perfect for daily commutes as well as longer exploratory
rides in the city.
Design and usability: As a folding electric bicycle, it features an easy-fold mechanism that
makes it incredibly convenient to store and transport. The 20-inch fat tires provide enhanced
stability and traction, which perform exceptionally well on both paved and rough terrains.
Additional features: This model comes with advanced safety features, including an
integrated braking system and front and rear lights for increased visibility.
2. The 26-inch mountain electric bicycle:
Tailored for the adventure seekers, this electric bicycle is your ideal partner for off-road
smooth sailing on city streets:
Motor and power: Fitted with a 350w motor, it offers a balance of power and energy
efficiency, allowing you to conquer various terrains without compromising on distance.
Battery and range: With a 36v 13ah battery, it also boasts a range of up to 50 km, ensuring
that your adventurous spirit is never curtailed by lack of power.
Design and features: The 26-inch wheels equipped with high-grade suspension deliver
comfort and control, which are essential for mountain biking. This robust design handles
trails and tracks with ease, providing a smooth and responsive riding experience.
Safety and convenience: Safety components such as effective shock absorbers and
responsive disc brakes ensure a safe ride across all types of terrains.
Why choose our electric bicycles?
We are committed to sustainability and innovation. Our electric bicycles are not just vehicles,
but a promise of quality, durability, and responsibility towards the environment. Each model
is a result of extensive research and feedback incorporation from our valued customers like
you. We ensure that all our bicycles are compliant with the highest standards of safety and
performance.
Special just for you:
We are thrilled to offer you an exclusive opportunity to be among the first to experience
these fantastic electric bicycles. Available now in our european warehouse, we can ensure
quick delivery times and reduced shipping costs.
How to purchase:
To process your order or to get a detailed quote, please provide us with the delivery address
so we can calculate the shipping fees accurately. We are committed to providing you with a
seamless and transparent purchasing experience.
Let’s get you riding!
Thank you for considering our latest electric bicycles for your next purchase. We are
confident that these ebikes will bring efficiency to your travels. Be it for
daily commuting or adventurous escapades, [Your Company Name]’s electric bicycles are
here to transform your journey.
Warm regards,
Jonathan Lee
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We look forward to hearing from you soon and hope to add a new dimension to your
cycling experiences with our premium electric bicycles.
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mountain e-bicycle
Hi,
I hope this email finds you well. I am reaching out to inform you about an exciting
opportunity to purchase a high-quality electric mountain bike from our inventory.
We are currently offering a 26-inch mountain electric bike equipped with a powerful 350W
motor and a 36V 13AH battery. With a range of 50 kilometers on a single charge, this electric
mountain bike is perfect for outdoor enthusiasts and adventure seekers. The pedal assist
feature ensures a smooth and effortless riding experience, allowing you to conquer
challenging terrains with ease.
The best part is that we have stock available in our warehouse in Germany, and we can ship it
to any location across Europe. Our efficient shipping process ensures that the electric
mountain bike will be delivered to your doorstep within 3-7 business days.
Key Specifications:
Wheel Size: 26 inches
Motor Power: 350W
Battery: 36V 13AH
Range: Up to 50 kilometers
Pedal Assist: Yes
Whether you are an avid cyclist or simply looking to explore the outdoors in a more
eco-friendly way, this mountain eBike is an excellent choice. Its robust design, reliable
performance, and long battery life make it suitable for various terrains and riding
preferences.
If you are interested in making a purchase or have any further inquiries, please let us know
your address. We would assist you with the ordering process and provide cost of shipping.
Thank you for considering our electric mountain bike We look forward to hearing from you
soon and helping you embark on your next cycling adventure.
Best regards,
Brian Martinez
eMTB Team
We are currently offering a 26-inch mountain electric bike equipped with a powerful 350W
motor and a 36V 13AH battery. With a range of 50 kilometers on a single charge, this electric
mountain bike is perfect for outdoor enthusiasts and adventure seekers. The pedal assist
feature ensures a smooth and effortless riding experience, allowing you to conquer
challenging terrains with ease.
The best part is that we have stock available in our warehouse in Germany, and we can ship it
to any location across Europe. Our efficient shipping process ensures that the electric
mountain bike will be delivered to your doorstep within 3-7 business days.
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electric bicycle urban cruiser
Hello,
I hope this message finds you well. As a leading electric bike manufacturer, we
are glad to share with you an opportunity that combines cutting-edge technology with
unparalleled riding comfort. Our latest model, the Urban Cruiser, is now available directly
from our warehouse in Germany, offering quick and convenient shipping across the
European Union within 3-7 days.
For more information or to purchase, please don’t hesitate to contact us. We need your
address to calculate the cost of shipping.
Suspension System: The Urban Cruiser boasts a dual suspension design to ensure a smooth
ride on even the roughest terrains. The air suspension at the front provides 80 mm of travel,
creating a cushioned ride on bumpy roads. At the back, the suspension absorbs significant
pressure, enhancing comfort during outdoor adventures.
Powerful 500W Motor: the Urban Cruiser reaches speeds up to 30 MPH, effortlessly tackling
beaches, mountains, snow, and city streets. It’s designed for those who dare to explore
beyond the ordinary.
Upgraded Battery: Our 48v 13Ah lithium-ion battery ensures a range of 40-54 miles on a full
charge. Its removable, dustproof, and dampproof design not only enhances convenience but
also ensures the longevity and safety of the battery.
Foldable Design: The Urban Cruiser’s foldable design (33 x 16 x 30 inches when folded) and
light weight (only 71 pounds) make it perfect for commuting and travel. Easily store it in your
car’s trunk or carry it on the subway.
Humanization Riding Experience: Featuring an intuitive LCD display, the Urban Cruiser
provides essential information at a glance, including speed, battery level, pedal assist, and
travel distance. With front and rear mechanical disc brakes, a bright headlight, and an
adjustable rear light, your safety is our priority. Customize your ride with 3 riding modes and
a 7-speed gearbox.
We are confident the Urban Cruiser will revolutionize your outdoor adventures and daily
commutes. Available now for direct shipping from our German warehouse to anywhere in
the European Union, the world of cycling is at your doorstep.
For more information or to purchase, please don’t hesitate to contact us. We need your
address to calculate the cost of shipping.
Best regards,
Darren Cooper
Urban Cruiser Power
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Five Minute Friday: Write
Welcome to med school! Today’s class will focus on the dissection of cadavers.
Except they’re not dead yet.
That’s exactly what it feels like to have you peering into my brain case every week. This is exactly what the open heart surgery sans anesthesia is likefor me. This is what writing is. Me, writhing around on the floor. Probably crying. Maybe laughing. And you get to see this.
This is probably why more people aren’t writers. Or, at least, not the kind that I am.
Yes, slice me open with any dull knife. These veins? Why, yes, They most certainly do bleed. All. Over. The. Floor.
Don’t worry, though. You don’t have to clean any of this up. And what’s even better is that is happens again and again. Rather like an episode of The Walking Dead, only without the special effects makeup.
I think I’m still too attractive to make a good zombie. Then again…
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I’m joining the flash mob of writers over at LisaJo Baker’s place, which you can find here (for today’s offering), or by clicking on the picture to the right (for the general gist). The basic idea is that you spend five minutes of writing like your hair’s on fire, generally unedited (I correct typos, WAY too OCD not to do that), on a prompt that she provides on Thursday just after ten p.m. via a tweet. Interested? Write something. Link up. Love on.
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Also: See the post BIG ANNOUNCEMENT! for details on why you won’t be able to read this blog starting next Monday.
After the Ecstasy, the Laundry . . . 